Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Ask and you shall receive, Alison

Vegetarian Scrapple

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 1/2 cups stoneground cornmeal
1/4 cup wheat bran -- or rice bran
1 cup cold water
3 cups boiling water -- with
4 vegetarian bouillon cubes dissolved in it
2 cup crumbled cooked commercial vegetarian
1 " sausage"
1 cup grated scrubbed carrot
or chopped unpeeled apple
1/4 teaspoon freshly-ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon crumbled sage
1/4 teaspoon dried savory
1 whole grain flour for dredging
1 teaspoon salt -- if the bouillon
is unsalted
minced celery -- and/or
minced or grated onion

Aww thanks! But where are my pictures of you and John eating this with your Frito pie?
don't get too greedy lil' missy.
Is Frito pie like a "walking taco", like I used to get in public middle school???

Here's my recipe for a "walking taco".

Apply one hairnet to your head.
Gossip about the big high school game on Friday (Brown some meat or faux meat if you'd like while chatting)
Put on the plastic gloves.
Open a big ol' bag of shredded cheese.
Open a Frito bag.
Plop the beef and cheese IN the Frito bag, then serve preferably on a lunch tray.


Can you believe they tried to pass that off as LUNCH to us kids in Indiana?!!!
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